the face of procrastination, depicted using words

Things I would rather be doing (some context: I am writing a 4,000 word essay on the world's most boring topic - social inclusion):
1. Sitting on the couch, staring at a wall.
2. Wearing a chaff bag. It would help with all the eating I've been doing. Am I spelling this right? It is putting me in mind of a chastity belt, reason unknown.
3. Pushing back my cuticles.
4. Picking up other people's cuticles and dead skin at a nail salon.
5. Vomiting because of 4.
6. Reading the book Johnathon Norrell and Mr Strange, as lent to me by the Planet X Mayor. It is a terrible book and I should have finished it about three months ago. If you've read it, what's with hiding another novel in the footnotes? How painful.

I take back 4 actually, that repulses me.

Sigh. *sighs*

Best get back to it.

K-Dog (working like a biatch).